• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(via moscatomami)

lovequotesrus:

"What we have here is a dreamer. Someone completely out of touch with reality."

The Virgin Suicides (1999) dir. Sofia Coppola

Everything you love is here

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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

(via adam-rikard)

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hate:

i dont ever want to get older than 25

(via plainjulia)

(via little-gypsyy-princess)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

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